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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Hey can someone tell Dr Sutherland I can't come back from lunch I'm kind of [...] blind

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[beautyfull]

They censored fucking btw by the way.
But I can do that!!!

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

What the actual f***

[beautyfull]

Kinda rude of siri to impose her like extremely restrictive morals on you like this honestlyyy

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I don't know what she's trying to accomplish while I'm literally screaming f*** in this break room

[beautyfull]

😔 censoring sucks

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Oh God what if this is permanent

[beautyfull]

I mean.
I doubt it?? Lots of people’s shit seems a lil weird right now

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Yeah you should hear the apartment next door

[beautyfull]

Orgy?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I'm hearing lots of bangs and no pleasure so like maybe

[stgermaine]

I think HR is going to love this new version of you.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I don't want to be remembered this way

[stgermaine]

But you're so family friendly right now.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Who's f****** family am I trying to be friendly to I'll kick their a****

[stgermaine]

Disney's going to offer you a job any second now.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I might be slightly too gay for Disney

[stgermaine]

Don't worry, they'll make sure your role is small enough to edit out for the overseas market.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Oh good I really didn't want China to experience any discomfort on my behalf

[stgermaine]

I'm sure other audiences would enjoy watching you passionately kiss another man.

[rainbowfish]

Try spelling it out.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

F u c k this s h i t i can't f u c King spell

[rainbowfish]

That works.

[...] Maybe stop by Medical if you get a chance and let them check you out.