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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Hey can someone tell Dr Sutherland I can't come back from lunch I'm kind of [...] blind

Comments

[rafflesian]

christ

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

No it's Zeke

[rafflesian]

are you trapped in the bone zone

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

No that would be normal actually

[rafflesian]

THE VOID???

[loudon]

Oh no. Do you want me to get someone from Medical?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I was just going to go back to my apartment and hide to be honest

[loudon]

Do you need help?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Maybe [...] actually definitely yeah

[loudon]

Tell me where you are and I'll come get you and bring you back to your apartment.

[beautyfull]

omg babe.
What do you like. Need.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Someone other than Spirit to set up the f****** screen reader on my phone

[beautyfull]

They censored fucking btw by the way.
But I can do that!!!

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

What the actual f***

[beautyfull]

Kinda rude of siri to impose her like extremely restrictive morals on you like this honestlyyy

[stgermaine]

I think HR is going to love this new version of you.

[rainbowfish]

Try spelling it out.

[stgermaine]

That sounds inconvenient.

I'll make sure that your absence is known and understood.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Thanks for being the hero I need

[stgermaine]

Naturally. I pride myself on acts of heroism when a coworker is in need.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I'll submit you for a medal of commendation as soon as I can see how to do that

[cardinal]

I'm guessing this isn't normal...

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I'm usually slightly less blind than this

[cardinal]

It seems like you've got people looking out for you sooo I won't offer help in that way. Do you want like, a beverage or snack in these trying times tho??

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I could use a handle of vodka but I'd settle for a Capri Sun