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[exacutus]

I'm so tired of the summer already. Who cares about bikini bods? I just want to be spooky and scald myself with a saccharine seasonal drink.

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[coulee]

sorry i can't hear you over how loud i'm planning my first fishin trip

[exacutus]

That's fine. I can be louder: summertime sucks.

[coulee]

sorry i can't read what you typed cause of how bright the sun is reflectin off my ghosty thighs

[exacutus]

Fine. I'll just find you and say it right into your pasty little ear.

[coulee]

oh no!!! you'll miss cause i'll be bending over so i can put my crocs in sport mode!!!

[exacutus]

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?

[coulee]

for safety. 🙂

[exacutus]

Crocs have a sports mode?

[coulee]

yeah what'd you think the lil strappy-do's are for?

[exacutus]

I've never given them or their strappy-do's a second of thought until now, so... nothing.

[coulee]

well there you go. it's cause ✨✨✨crocs cares✨✨✨

[exacutus]

I don't know what that means.

[coulee]

don't worry too much about it. have you tried liking summer though.

[exacutus]

Yes. I still haven't fully recovered.

[nolitangere]

Okay Lana Del Rey.

[exacutus]

Who?

[nolitangere]

Minty, come on. You're really going to pretend like you've never seen a chemtrail over a country club?

[exacutus]

I am. I really am.

[nolitangere]

She does witchcraft, you know. You better watch it.

[exacutus]

She doesn't know either of us exists.

[nolitangere]

You're wrong. All her Long Beach songs are for ME

I'm just saying.

[exacutus]

You wish LDR would curse me.

[nolitangere]

Isn't that a spooky thing you'd be down for, though?

[exacutus]

Sure. Maybe she and I could bond over it.

[nolitangere]

No. You're wrong. She would never

Yes. Why not.