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I'm so tired of the summer already. Who cares about bikini bods? I just want to be spooky and scald myself with a saccharine seasonal drink.

I am. I really am.

She does witchcraft, you know. You better watch it.

Edited (Born to Die came out during his sophomore year of college and, quote unquote, changed the game.) 2023-06-12 06:02 (UTC)

She doesn't know either of us exists.

~~You're wrong. All her Long Beach songs are for ME~~

I'm just saying.

You wish LDR would curse me.

Isn't that a spooky thing you'd be down for, though?

Sure. Maybe she and I could bond over it.

~~No. You're wrong. She would never~~

Yes. Why not.

When people ask how I came to be Lana's new bestie I'll make sure to let them know you paved the way.

No. If Lana is going to be anyone’s friend here, it’s me. Because I understand what her whole thing is about.

Edited 2023-06-12 06:30 (UTC)

This is a real turnaround from likening me to her. Don't be jealous.

That was a REFERENCE to one of her SONGS, which you’d KNOW if you were

AC👏TUA👏LLY👏 A👏 FAN👏

I know her songs. Mountain Dew and the one about an old man.

The one about an old man? Minty, that could be so many different songs.

So you agree. You agree that I know her songs.

Edited (using her annoying sibling powers for crimes against jack) 2023-06-12 06:43 (UTC)

[…] Don’t like what you did here.

Really? I thought it was quite fun.

Honestly never thought Lana’s thing for older men would ever personally affect me, and yet

This is terribly parasocial of you.