Damn, I'm sorry, Jack. That must've been hard [...] at that age. [...] But I bet you're like a cool older cousin, right? Rolling up to Chuseok in a Spring Fling muscle tank.

What? I've always liked Dior. Does she not like me? I really wasn't that mean in high school! I was just bossy and Beyonce made it illegal to call girls that like a decade ago.

Oh, yeah. I have a younger brother and a younger sister, James and Jessica. They're twins. We're close like litter mates are close; we have all the same idiosyncrasies and the same sense of humor, but they are a plague on me and I will bite them if they get near me. What about you? Do you have siblings?