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if we had a battle royale who'd be the last one standing

JEREMY RUN YOU'VE NEVER FACED THIS KIND OF POWER BEFORE

I was thirty-eight and ten years into the Liminal Lifestyle when I developed a new ability. That purple blood is always up to something!

yeah i'm ditching this whole dumb fight and finding a nerdy plant babe to kiss

bro. what the fuck. [...] what was the new thing

who's the strongest person you think you could beat in a fight

I no longer needed to sleep, giving me an abundance of time and energy for writing grants and calling into public access television shows.

HMMMM

Steven Seagal or Al Gore

Well, I just got my shapeshifty powers a month or two ago, so I'd say you still have time!

Sorta but also I’d like to just to see like. Would u re-stick together cell by cell and resurrect??

what dr cd says, i got one over the summer. or i guess i could've always had it n just never known but idk

Edited 2023-11-16 18:35 (UTC)

what are al gore's powers

if i was COMPLETELY exploded? i'm p sure i'd just be dead lol

but. dude. what about dreams

I also got the photosynthesis later.

Ooooooh, fingers crossed I'll eventually get something cool!

Ok then I’d feel sincerely p bad and won’t attempt

I've never met him but I HEAR you can't swear around him he has an anti-profanity radius and you just get BLEEEPed when you try

what the fuck. i hope it's smth cool like yours and not like the dude who has rly long fingers

YOU TOO?????

dude this is fucked. this is like forever puberty except instead of zits it's like your face shoots fire now

What would be your ideal new power?

i wonder if it'd grow back if you just like exploded my arm. i've had it cut off before i just kinda carry it around until i can get someone to reattach it

Edited 2023-11-16 18:49 (UTC)

Ewww, I'm glad I didn't get that! I already had fucked up hands for so long and just got these back! Also how would I type? Or would they make you better at typing? Who knows? All I can picture is this guy.

yeah it's pretty fucked up so now you get to be all excited for what life's got to offer. i guess.

I know, right? I keep waking up worrying that I've turned completely into a tree or something.

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