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[beautyfull]

[Filter: Zeke and his Friends (At this point, Eureka, Lou, Rory, Sal, Doc, Max, Whit, Shannon, anyone else who considers themself a friend or trusted colleague of Zeke's! EXPLICITLY. NOT.Enoch, Raine or Parson!!!)]

hi! it's almost zeke's bday so i'm gonna kidnap you all!
i'm getting a bus to take us into New York NEXT week on the 10th and there will be parties all weekend at the restaurants and clubs i have selected pls rsvp for the itinerary. i also got a block of rooms at the luma which is riiight in times square. You need to bring 2 club outfits and 1 nice dinner outfit and the rest of your wardrobe is free. U can plan on Some free time.
Oh yeah and u have to buy zeke a drink tomorrow night at the space to go at all since that’s the real birthday

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[beautyfull]

you will ADD to the style babe

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[loudon]

People will be like "Why's your weird uncle here?"

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[beautyfull]

my HOT uncle who probably ISN'T related to us actually???? who is he?? a mystery man!

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[loudon]

I'll intercept any old DILFs that try to hit on him.

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[beautyfull]

awww i'm sure there'll be like
enough dilfs for both of u??

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i think this might be the bday i leave twink zeke behind

he's dust now

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[beautyfull]

[...] rip twink zeke you've been on so many adventures.

[Zesta]
[.....] k Similarly i think That Little Slut (that's what my mom calls me in fact) is buried just like fyi

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

he narrowly avoided so many diseases time to hang up the ballgag

[Zesta]
ok first of all slut should only be used as a compliment or a self-drag

second [...] good info to have [...] tho you don't have to bury her on my account

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[beautyfull]

i know i'm reclaiming

yeah [...] i know. but neither do u.
maybe it's just their Time

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i find myself strangely uninterested in what the dilfs and milfs of nyc think of my lil pride booty shorts...

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[beautyfull]

cool more for me.
u know i don't even care if they see the new lil skirt i got

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[loudon]

You're like, 20.

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

32 n 364 days. i think that's the age jesus abandoned his twinkery too actually

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[loudon]

It's okay, it happens to all of us.

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[rafflesian]

wait, did you really think you were still twink status?

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

that's what i tell em online

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[rafflesian]

ok you know what

fair

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[loudon]

I mean, I'd take his sloppy seconds.