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[beautyfull]

[Filter: Zeke and his Friends (At this point, Eureka, Lou, Rory, Sal, Doc, Max, Whit, Shannon, anyone else who considers themself a friend or trusted colleague of Zeke's! EXPLICITLY. NOT.Enoch, Raine or Parson!!!)]

hi! it's almost zeke's bday so i'm gonna kidnap you all!
i'm getting a bus to take us into New York NEXT week on the 10th and there will be parties all weekend at the restaurants and clubs i have selected pls rsvp for the itinerary. i also got a block of rooms at the luma which is riiight in times square. You need to bring 2 club outfits and 1 nice dinner outfit and the rest of your wardrobe is free. U can plan on Some free time.
Oh yeah and u have to buy zeke a drink tomorrow night at the space to go at all since that’s the real birthday

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[failson]

What kind of clubs are we talking? I have many choices.

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[beautyfull]

gay ones mostly

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[failson]

Perfect! That's the only kind I know!

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[beautyfull]

are they cute

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[failson]

[...] They used to be cute but now they're probably kind of out of date. Hmm.

I could sew something?

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[beautyfull]

omg no it's vintage now

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[failson]

It's only been 5 years, I don't think that's long enough to be cool again.

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[rafflesian]

SHOPPING EPISODE

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[failson]

What if I'm too old to be slutty now? ☹️

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[rafflesian]

what are you TALKING about?? being slutty gets better as you age.

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[failson]

One minute I was clubbing for my birthday and the next I was a Liminal and all my booty shorts went to waste. 😩

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[rafflesian]

again, what are you TALKING about?? you have a tail attached to that booty now. do you know how hot that is?

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[failson]

I'm hiding it now! I want to be cute and normal!!!

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[rafflesian]

booooooo cute normie boooooooo

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[failson]

I've been horrible to look at for so long and I'm tired of it!

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[rafflesian]

hard disagree, but you can look like a normal human man if that makes you happiest.

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[failson]

I haven't gotten f I just don't want to be unfuckable forever.

Whit & Eureka

[rafflesian]

babydoll. it's not the possum parts that make you unfuckable, it's the overwhelming sense of self-hatred.

Whit & Eureka

[failson]

Well, that's not going to change.

Whit & Eureka

[rafflesian]

ok well your possum parts are hidden away and you're still crying about being unfuckable forever. it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Whit & Eureka (after a lot of typing and deleting)

[failson]

You know what, I have tried so fucking hard my whole fucking life to be palatable to everyone and kill every single part of myself that people dislike and you know what that's gotten me? Everyone still hates me. So I'm the problem. How am I supposed to like that? There's just something fundamentally wrong with me, powers or no powers. Mystery solved. Hope that helps!

I get the message. I won't go on the trip. Bye.

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[coulee]

✨no✨

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[failson]

Your vibes are so powerful though!

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[coulee]

yeah cause i got older. eureka's right. we're like cheese n wine n whiskey.

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[failson]

Okay, well I'll try!