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[mxpotatohead]

OMG DID I JUST SEE JORGYSBORGY ON THE TIMELINE?????

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(around 8pm)

[artificialgravity]

like.... verbally or...???

(around 8pm)

[coulee]

depends on the mood

(around 8pm)

[artificialgravity]

a+ mentor

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[coulee]

and with consent. [...] and always practice good oral hygiene just in case cause you never know y'know???

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[artificialgravity]

jeeze obviously i'm not gross and i'm not a virgin

(around 8pm)

[coulee]

hey now i was just doin the mentor thing

(around 8pm)

[artificialgravity]

you're nailing it bc you're embarrassing

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[coulee]

d'you want me to talk about my first date in so much detail it'll make you wish you could melt into the wall and disappear

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[artificialgravity]

i'd rather die thanks

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[coulee]

how about a lecture about prophylactics with diagrams and even a lil after school special from the 80s

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[artificialgravity]

i'm never talking to you again

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[coulee]

i'm doing ✨so good✨ at this.

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[artificialgravity]

i don't know if i want to never have sex or have lots of sex to spite you

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[coulee]

ok well wear protection if you do the second thing cause unplanned kids turn out like me: horrifyin youngsters.

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[artificialgravity]

you're such a sex ed teacher and i hate it

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[coulee]

i never even had that, i must be a natural????

(around 8pm)

[artificialgravity]

stop

the more you say the more i won't be responsible