After the previous day's headache-inducing frog chorus, Raine had been intending to spend the majority of the weekend inside decompressing. Unfortunately, he's out of food, and he has to go to the Commissary if he wants to eat lunch. He manages to pick the worst possible time to do this, though, and just as he's picking up a stack of cans of tuna, he sees an angry ostrich go by the store's doors.
In his many years at Enodia, Raine has learned not to question or engage with these things, and he just crouches down in the canned goods aisle as he waits for the ruckus outside to die out. After a second, he heaves a long sigh as he considers the deep ridiculousness of the situation and also his life.
INTERACTIONS: Raine & Vidalia hiding from an ostrich (12:25)
Vidalia rolls through the front doors of the Commissary, plunger held high in defense against the giant bird currently rampaging through the Commercial Center. They roll to a stop in the middle of an empty checkout lane and look around for other survivors. The ridiculousness inherent in the situation only makes them stronger.
"Hey!!" they stage-whisper at the sight of Raine and scramble in his direction. "Is it safe in here??"
Okay. There's a porcupine, and Zeke has no fucking idea how he's supposed to deal with that, but... well, it's just an animal, right? He's lived with animals, he's interacted with animals. Mostly cats and dogs, sure, but some of that's gotta translate. He gets down low and inches closer, reaching one hand out toward the porcupine.
"Hey there, buddy," he says softly, because that's definitely gonna help. "I'm not gonna hurt you, just gonna take you back where you belong." Which is probably not Vermont, but one problem at a time.
The porcupine has no interest in this strange animal trying to call to her. She stomps her back feet and shuffles her quills together to threaten action if this man doesn't leave her alone. When he doesn't heed her tiny toe taps or the threatening clicking of her teeth, she shakes her whole body, puffing up her quills almost like a peacock's tail.
Okay, Zeke thought it would be funny to wear these stupid pince-nez glasses today, but now it's making it real fucking hard to read animal body language. Not that he's a real expert in the body language game anyway.
"Shh, shh, it's fine," he coos, the entire porcupine looking like a single mohawk in his current view of things. Unwisely, he scooches even closer to the unfamiliar animal. Surely this is all about attitude.
Despite the defensive posturing, the clacking of her quills, her teeth clattering in warning--despite the odor the fills the room as she stomps her feet--this man still tries. And he's lucky he's wearing his glasses because as he inches forward, the porcupine swings her tail and clocks him in the face.
The impact of her tail is rough--her tail swing is powerful. It, unfortunately, leaves his face full of porcupine quills. She doesn't waddle away until she makes sure he's learned his lesson.
"FUCK FUCK JESUS FUCK." Zeke falls back, grabbing at his face and kicking himself away from the porcupine. He grabs one of the quills and yanks at it, only exacerbating the whole fucking issue, which makes him want to pull even harder in frustration. "Who the fuck OWNS this thing??"
Rory's life seems to have become a never-ending study session and he knows he can't blame anyone except himself. The frogs (and toads, newts, salamanders–) have finally vacated, though, so at least he can eat lunch and read Medical's onboarding manual outside, in the sun and the fresh air and the quiet.
Except for the little pitter-patter he hears over his shoulder that usually denotes a ballsy squirrel or chipmunk.
With a mouth full of PB&J because those manners don't extend to wildlife: "No."
The harsh no forces the dog to pause. The scent of peanut butter wafts through the air and the dog can't help the whine that follows, high and piercing. Small and cold, the Italian Greyhound's frame shivers against the cooling Vermont air of Enodia Station's grounds. She needs a thicker coat to stay out much longer.
Maybe she should follow. Maybe this giant Giver of Peanut Butter will succumb to her pleas for food if she gives him her paw. Her nails clack against the sidewalk as she trots in front of him, still quivering from time to time, and stops in his path, lifting one delicate paw to offer for the hope of a bite of his sandwich.
If Rory were a dog (or an Evan, being a dog), his ears would twitch at that whine — but as it is with his boring person-hearers all he does is furrow his brow and wonder about when squirrels started making such canid noises.
Curiosity gets the better of him and he turns, just his head, to find not some mutant squirrel but a... tiny... tiny... shivering... tiny... shivering... bug-eyed... tiny... shivering... bug-eyed... baby... what.
"Whose–" His head swivels again, this time looking for someone who looks like they'd own this toy made real. Absentmindedly, he offers his hand like he's going to shake the paw hello. He knows every dog on the station, if by sight if not by friendship bonded in treats and pats, and he doesn't know this one. "Whose are you?"
She cannot answer this question for him. She is a wild dog, belonging to no one. In the midst of another whine, she yawns, stretching forward in a mock bow in front of him. She lays down, taking her snout in her paws, and covers her face, giving her maw a thorough rub before she flips onto her back. She offers him a playful wiggle, belly up, and then flips over to army crawl to his shoes—-which receive a hearty inspection.
No collar and all the tricks. Rory can't stop his lips from pursing into a smile as he watches her flip about. Careful to keep his feet steady, he reaches into the side pocket of his pack for the ever-present baggie of treats he knows is shoved down there somewhere.
He's trying very hard not to wonder if Cody would get along with a tiny thing of a pal but the battle's lost before it even began. Like, look, she's cold! Obviously she needs help! Obviously!And probably shelter. And food. And a bed. And a home. And sisters. And–
Rory shakes the fantasies out of his head and breaks a pitty-sized snack into a more iggy-manageable one. "Those're nice tricks," he says, holding it down for HIS NEW CHILD the... the random dog.
"What brings you to medical, Mr. Lowe?" "I got mauled by the training lion," is, fortunately, an interaction Linus will not need to have today. He's thrilled to goof around with his buddy in lioness when she appears. He's not a scolding person, but when some of his fellow Explorers, followed by Security, startle her off, he comes close.
He spends the rest of the day trying to figure out what's going on, but the rest of his animal interactions today lack that familiar spark. (Plus, he's got to address the outside trash cans so rudely disrupted by the raccoons.)
The bear is hungry. That's all it thinks about as it studies the dumpsters with loud sniffs and huffing breaths. People throw away all sorts of good things without even thinking about it. A day past expiration. Meat that smells a little funny. The bear knows that there's plenty here for a proper meal. She just wishes she isn't alone. She has sniffed far and wide, to the ends of this strange place with its edges that keep her in. There's no one else like her here.
Once she manages to climb up the first dumpster to open the second, she hears shuffling footsteps. Someone screams--she screams, a loud, scared bellow. The person scrambles and she does, too, losing her footing as she stumbles into the other dumpster and the lid shuts on top of her. She can probably get out. She could probably reach up and push the lid open. But she doesn't.
She sniffs around in the dumpster looking for what smells like food. The next time she hears footsteps, she hesitates. Her gigantic paws are digging through bags, shredding them with a swipe of those massive nails. When the lid of the dumpster opens, she stares back, feeling guilty, at the face looking at her.
Sal is a morning person, but these crack of dawn shifts are tough even for him. His body functions the same regardless of how much sleep he's gotten, but his head feels groggy enough that it takes a minute to realize what he's looking at.
A bear in the dumpster, said the report. Fuckin' bullshit, he's said to dispatch, and went out himself to prove just how bullshit it is. There's no goddamn way a bear's getting into the Dome. "Uh, hey," Sal says to what is definitely the eyes and snout of a huge ass black bear. Still holding up the lid, he reaches for his radio with his other hand.
There's something familiar about this man. His voice causes a tingling at the base of her skull, but she can't place why. Instead, she huffs her disapproval at being interrupted, letting a growl of warning rumble in her throat as she stretches a paw toward the edge of the dumpster to pull herself to a stand.
They're face-to-face now, with the bear sniffing the air in his direction. The moment he speaks into that box in his hand, she hollers, expecting him to take a step or two backward.
On the list of Enodia residents with a sense of self-preservation, Sal ranks somewhere near the bottom. (Although, among the Explorers, he likes to think he's closer to the middle.) He doesn't let go of the lid when the bear growls, or stands, or waves a wickedly clawed paw near his face. But the last bit— "Shit. Okay!" Sal backs the fuck up, letting the dumpster lid drop.
He pushes the button on his radio. "Uh, affirmative on it being a fuckin' bear. Just like... a regular-ass bear though. No extra eyes or glowing tentacles or mind control." He pauses. "I think." As the voice on the other end of the line tells him to wait for reinforcements, Sal eyes the dumpster for signs of psychic tentacles.
The dog stares at the elevator buttons with great interest before jumping up to hit them with her paws. On each floor, the door swings open, but she doesn’t leave. She sniffs the air and retreats back into the doors. When she finally hits the ground floor, her tail begins a slow wag back and forth, side to side. Her nails click against the floor as the dog ambles its way from the elevator toward the lobby.
His scent amplifies as she trots in his direction, her nose pressed to the ground. She’s so happy to see that she’s right as Sal’s face comes into view. Her tail wags so hard it swings her bottom half with it. The dog feints left and then right, her paws a scramble against the floor as she invites him to play.
Instead of waiting for him, she approaches with her wiggly, waggly body, reaching up to press her cold nose against his hand in greeting.
Somewhere between reports of a lone moose and a vicious porcupine, Sal wonders if this might be his mysteriously absent, animal-shapeshifting best friend. Okay, a bit slow of him, but in his defense, Evan's powers have never manifested like this before. Wolf in Security, the latest call says, and he's headed up there himself when a dog bounds out of nowhere.
"Hey," he says, laughing. His powers always have an unpredictable effect on Liminals, but he's interacted with enough shapeshifters to guess that, if she isn't instantly turning back, then his touch stops her ability to shift in either direction. As tempting as it is to try carrying a full-grown golden retriever like a child, all she'd need to do is fight him and shift into a squirrel to escape again. Plan B, then.
Sal hold his hand out. "Okay, hold on." He envisions the invisible negation field around his fingers, and pushes it outwards to encompass himself and the dog. Maybe this is doing fuck-all, but he almost feels it this time. His powers, expanding like a bubble. "Evan?" he calls to the dog, wondering if she recognizes her name.
The dog does recognize the name and offers him a confused whine as her tail slows its wagging. Is this fun? The dog decides not and leans against his legs for attention, walking in a tight circle as she journeys around him.
And then, because she's apparently poorly mannered, she jumps up, craning her head to sniff toward his face, her petite paws hitting his chest. A second later, she's on the ground again, hopping a few feet away, lowering her chest to the floor, her legs splayed out in front of her, her tail high. She feints left, then right, as if encouraging him to play with her. She is, after all, a dog.
In terms of weirdness, this is not the worst the station's ever been. A legion of amphibians and, now, sightings of a random assortment of animals are largely on the more benign scale of things, and so Rufus barely blinks when he's tasked to check out the rec centre, where a large -- and, admittedly, likely dangerous -- reptile was last spotted.
Luckily, it's left a trail. Not of prey (thank Christ!), but of mud, a slather of wet dirt across floor that leads to the gym. With a swipe of his card, Rufus lets himself in, and follows the marks until they eventually fade, the animal presumably having rubbed off all the mud on its scales to leave him with very little in the way of a path. Just his luck that he spies Caine legging it, an odd sight considering Caine spends his time between PTing working on his bodybuilding, and this kind of cardio is not, as they would say, it.
"It's there," the personal trainer blurts, "and it punched me!" and with growing bewilderment, Rufus orders the slab of muscle off to Medical before he heads for the locker room.
The locker room is full of smells, some foreign, some familiar. The kangaroo takes unhurried steps inside as it goes from bench to bench, shower to shower, locker to locker--all while nudging anything of interest into its pouch. The human who has just run out of the room had the nerve to snatch a water bottle from her paws.
He's lucky she only punched him. Her legs are much stronger.
A new smell enters the locker room and she turns to investigate. Her head tilts back as she sniffs, rocking forward onto her toes before hopping closer. This human is familiar. She doesn't know him, but he's familiar. She leans forward and takes another hop. Then another. Until he's close enough to touch.
The animal's sudden presence doesn't surprise Rufus as such, but the fact that it's a marsupial instead of an enormous reptile that scared a few people on its way into the gym does, and a part of his brain mulls over whether the cleaning crew will find scales that the reptile-that-was has shed even as he drawing sharply into a stop, unwilling to barge straight into the animal. He's got no proof that this is the same creature, only that there's no one else here, his Liminal-bestowed powers coming up empty on repeated scans of the space.
"Now I don't want a kickboxing match," he begins, very calmly, as if this is the most logical thing in the world to say to a kangaroo.
In reply, she offers a few soft clicks, affirmation that she has no intention of doing so. In so much as a kangaroo can confirm, after all.
Rather, she crouches closer and sniffs again, her muzzle reaching for his shirt. Her nostrils flare with each searching breath. Again, she clicks before she thumps her feet, almost as a rabbit might.
INTERACTIONS
INTERACTIONS: Raine hiding from an ostrich (Open, 12:25)
In his many years at Enodia, Raine has learned not to question or engage with these things, and he just crouches down in the canned goods aisle as he waits for the ruckus outside to die out. After a second, he heaves a long sigh as he considers the deep ridiculousness of the situation and also his life.
INTERACTIONS: Raine & Vidalia hiding from an ostrich (12:25)
"Hey!!" they stage-whisper at the sight of Raine and scramble in his direction. "Is it safe in here??"
INTERACTIONS: Zeke Gets Quilled
"Hey there, buddy," he says softly, because that's definitely gonna help. "I'm not gonna hurt you, just gonna take you back where you belong." Which is probably not Vermont, but one problem at a time.
INTERACTIONS: Zeke Gets Quilled
Come closer, bone man. She dares you.
INTERACTIONS: Zeke Gets Quilled
"Shh, shh, it's fine," he coos, the entire porcupine looking like a single mohawk in his current view of things. Unwisely, he scooches even closer to the unfamiliar animal. Surely this is all about attitude.
INTERACTIONS: Zeke Gets Quilled
The impact of her tail is rough--her tail swing is powerful. It, unfortunately, leaves his face full of porcupine quills. She doesn't waddle away until she makes sure he's learned his lesson.
INTERACTIONS: Zeke Gets Quilled
INTERACTIONS: Zeke Gets Quilled
INTERACTIONS: Rory Befriends a Cermet
Except for the little pitter-patter he hears over his shoulder that usually denotes a ballsy squirrel or chipmunk.
With a mouth full of PB&J because those manners don't extend to wildlife: "No."
INTERACTIONS: Rory Befriends a Cermet
Maybe she should follow. Maybe this giant Giver of Peanut Butter will succumb to her pleas for food if she gives him her paw. Her nails clack against the sidewalk as she trots in front of him, still quivering from time to time, and stops in his path, lifting one delicate paw to offer for the hope of a bite of his sandwich.
INTERACTIONS: Rory Befriends a Cermet
Curiosity gets the better of him and he turns, just his head, to find not some mutant squirrel but a... tiny...
tiny... shivering...
tiny... shivering... bug-eyed...
tiny... shivering... bug-eyed... baby... what.
"Whose–" His head swivels again, this time looking for someone who looks like they'd own this toy made real. Absentmindedly, he offers his hand like he's going to shake the paw hello. He knows every dog on the station, if by sight if not by friendship bonded in treats and pats, and he doesn't know this one. "Whose are you?"
INTERACTIONS: Rory Befriends a Cermet
INTERACTIONS: Rory Befriends a Cermet
He's trying very hard not to wonder if Cody would get along with a tiny thing of a pal but the battle's lost before it even began. Like, look, she's cold! Obviously she needs help! Obviously!
And probably shelter. And food. And a bed. And a home. And sisters. And–Rory shakes the fantasies out of his head and breaks a pitty-sized snack into a more iggy-manageable one. "Those're nice tricks," he says, holding it down for
HIS NEW CHILDthe... the random dog.INTERACTIONS: Rory Befriends a Cermet
INTERACTIONS: Linus and Lioness
He spends the rest of the day trying to figure out what's going on, but the rest of his animal interactions today lack that familiar spark. (Plus, he's got to address the outside trash cans so rudely disrupted by the raccoons.)
INTERACTIONS: Sal & the Bear
Once she manages to climb up the first dumpster to open the second, she hears shuffling footsteps. Someone screams--she screams, a loud, scared bellow. The person scrambles and she does, too, losing her footing as she stumbles into the other dumpster and the lid shuts on top of her. She can probably get out. She could probably reach up and push the lid open. But she doesn't.
She sniffs around in the dumpster looking for what smells like food. The next time she hears footsteps, she hesitates. Her gigantic paws are digging through bags, shredding them with a swipe of those massive nails. When the lid of the dumpster opens, she stares back, feeling guilty, at the face looking at her.
INTERACTIONS: Sal & the Bear
A bear in the dumpster, said the report. Fuckin' bullshit, he's said to dispatch, and went out himself to prove just how bullshit it is. There's no goddamn way a bear's getting into the Dome. "Uh, hey," Sal says to what is definitely the eyes and snout of a huge ass black bear. Still holding up the lid, he reaches for his radio with his other hand.
INTERACTIONS: Sal & the Bear
They're face-to-face now, with the bear sniffing the air in his direction. The moment he speaks into that box in his hand, she hollers, expecting him to take a step or two backward.
INTERACTIONS: Sal & the Bear
He pushes the button on his radio. "Uh, affirmative on it being a fuckin' bear. Just like... a regular-ass bear though. No extra eyes or glowing tentacles or mind control." He pauses. "I think." As the voice on the other end of the line tells him to wait for reinforcements, Sal eyes the dumpster for signs of psychic tentacles.
INTERACTIONS: Sal and the Golden Retriever
His scent amplifies as she trots in his direction, her nose pressed to the ground. She’s so happy to see that she’s right as Sal’s face comes into view. Her tail wags so hard it swings her bottom half with it. The dog feints left and then right, her paws a scramble against the floor as she invites him to play.
Instead of waiting for him, she approaches with her wiggly, waggly body, reaching up to press her cold nose against his hand in greeting.
INTERACTIONS: Sal and the Golden Retriever
"Hey," he says, laughing. His powers always have an unpredictable effect on Liminals, but he's interacted with enough shapeshifters to guess that, if she isn't instantly turning back, then his touch stops her ability to shift in either direction. As tempting as it is to try carrying a full-grown golden retriever like a child, all she'd need to do is fight him and shift into a squirrel to escape again. Plan B, then.
Sal hold his hand out. "Okay, hold on." He envisions the invisible negation field around his fingers, and pushes it outwards to encompass himself and the dog. Maybe this is doing fuck-all, but he almost feels it this time. His powers, expanding like a bubble. "Evan?" he calls to the dog, wondering if she recognizes her name.
INTERACTIONS: Sal and the Golden Retriever
And then, because she's apparently poorly mannered, she jumps up, craning her head to sniff toward his face, her petite paws hitting his chest. A second later, she's on the ground again, hopping a few feet away, lowering her chest to the floor, her legs splayed out in front of her, her tail high. She feints left, then right, as if encouraging him to play with her. She is, after all, a dog.
INTERACTIONS: Ru meets a roo
Luckily, it's left a trail. Not of prey (thank Christ!), but of mud, a slather of wet dirt across floor that leads to the gym. With a swipe of his card, Rufus lets himself in, and follows the marks until they eventually fade, the animal presumably having rubbed off all the mud on its scales to leave him with very little in the way of a path. Just his luck that he spies Caine legging it, an odd sight considering Caine spends his time between PTing working on his bodybuilding, and this kind of cardio is not, as they would say, it.
"It's there," the personal trainer blurts, "and it punched me!" and with growing bewilderment, Rufus orders the slab of muscle off to Medical before he heads for the locker room.
INTERACTIONS: Ru meets a roo
He's lucky she only punched him. Her legs are much stronger.
A new smell enters the locker room and she turns to investigate. Her head tilts back as she sniffs, rocking forward onto her toes before hopping closer. This human is familiar. She doesn't know him, but he's familiar. She leans forward and takes another hop. Then another. Until he's close enough to touch.
INTERACTIONS: Ru meets a roo
"Now I don't want a kickboxing match," he begins, very calmly, as if this is the most logical thing in the world to say to a kangaroo.
INTERACTIONS: Ru meets a roo
Rather, she crouches closer and sniffs again, her muzzle reaching for his shirt. Her nostrils flare with each searching breath. Again, she clicks before she thumps her feet, almost as a rabbit might.
Re: INTERACTIONS: Ru meets a roo
INTERACTIONS: Ru meets a roo