MC knew that moving to a government fortress in the middle of Vermont would put her more in touch with nature than the Detroit she'd been calling home, but this is getting ridiculous. It was another late night of prepping The Hall, and she'd only just fallen asleep when the first frog calls began a few hours ago. After trying to will herself back to sleep, MC finally decides to embrace it and gets up. May as well get something productive done. Maybe soundproofing. Maybe that would keep out the nature.
She half sleepwalks over to the cute little cat coffee shop because a hefty dose of caffeine is in order. She thanks the barista for the iced mocha, but just as she's bringing it to her lips, something sticky and amphibian brushed against her nose. She opens her eyes and screams.
"You too?" Jack smiles at MC mournfully, as if she just hadn't screamed. Waiter, there's also a frog in his cup—and Jack's cup frog actually appears more miffed about the situation than Jack, like the frog can't believe some random guy is trying to drink his bathwater. Who do you think they are, a YouTube streamer?
Jack is holding his cup delicately, with the careful air of an amphibian jacuzzi-Uber driver. "I wouldn't lick them if I were you," he continues, trying to be helpful. "Some species secrete psychotropic compounds through their skin."
"What?" MC asks, taking a moment to comprehend. When it clicks, along with the reality of the whole situation, she looks at the perturbed frog again and quickly puts the cup down on a table. She doesn't want to be party to an accidental amphibian electrocution, psychotropic or otherwise.
She's awake enough now anyway.
"I don't think I realized frog watch day meant they all came to us." She's been warned the place is weird. She assumes this is what folks around here consider normal.
Zeke clocks out of his security shift the very first second he can. His head hurts, he's exhausted, and there have been frogs trying to climb up his pants all goddamn morning, and all he wants to do is go see Crysta. She'd shown up late last night (or early this morning), drunk on expensive champagne, holding a piece of cake and looking like she'd been crying. Which he didn't mind; he'd worked plenty of morning shifts on a dangerously low amount of sleep and he'd do it a hundred more times if it meant Crysta felt she could come to him when she needed a safe place.
But it left him distracted today, and annoyed at the chaos unfolding with the loudest fucking critters he'd ever met in his damn life. And as soon as he can leave, he abandons any coworkers still trying to handle the frogpocalypse (a-frog-calypse???). This is so extremely not his problem now.
"Jesus fuck," he swears as he slips into the residential building, squinting through his current pair of coke bottle glasses. He shuffles down the hall, doing his genuine best to avoid squishing any little amphibious bodies. "Let my people go already for fuck's sake."
After waking up with literally the hangover from hell and remembering why she had not cried prior to this in two years, Crysta, frankly, ditched FrogWatch 2023. That was an obligation sober Crysta had made a few days ago. Not at all the same girl who had awakened when it was about to start stripped of all moisture and emotions; raw and empty. Which would've been worse if she hadn't reached out to touch a stupid ashtray first thing, or if her fancy dress hadn't been on the floor, in favor of being wrapped in a shirt for a metal band that she'd never come close to hearing. Those things felt safe. She couldn't indulge in them all day. Or even most of it.
A shower, some painkillers, and a chugged pedialyte later, she'd finally been unable to ignore the chirps and ribbits coming from literally every corner.Getting to Research was an impossibility, but she felt she should at least put in the effort to try. And she had to check on Zeke, anyway. She pushes out of her own apartment (the journey from Zeke's to hers had been a terrible little teaser for this) and blinks at the sight. And then almost pukes. It's trillions of frog cells, all assaulting her eyes at once. This is way too much for an already swimming head, and she's about to turn around and go home when she hears a familiar voice and sees Zeke fumbling through the deluge in some truly attractive glasses.
"Babe. Just wait."
She bravely picks her way to him and holds out her hand so that she can help guide him around what must be just a sea of frog.
"Oh thank god, another human," Zeke calls out dramatically and grabs Crysta's hand. He shuffles along the floor toward her, still convinced if he lifts a foot he'll wind up stomping on a frog and feeling really fucking bad. "I was starting to think I'd never hear speech or see upright skeletons again."
"If I was just a big frog, could you really tell through those like. Monumentally sexy glasses?"
Crysta smirks at him, pulling him closer. This is a look that maybe only he individually could pull off; his continually stupidly cute little security polo and maybe five inch thick glasses. But she can't just look for too long. She really doesn't want to step on any frogs, either. It's already like. Gut-wrenchingly smelly. She wants to puke. She makes a soft noise of consternation, and bats away a frog that had jumped at her arm. She does not have to vocalise further. She hates this.
"Oh not a chance in hell, so if you're a couple hundred frogs in a wig you gotta tell me before I—" Zeke is cut off by a frog landing on the back of his neck and he lets out a surprised yelp, jumping directly into Crysta. "Nope, no, I can't—we can't do this out here, one of us is gonna puke." He throws a frantic glance toward her apartment door (he thinks... it's somewhere around here). "Is your place safe?"
She catches him, but barely. Crysta does feel a little green. Or maybe it's just that all she can see in the entire world is green, swimming squamous cells. All epidermis looks kind of the same to Crysta now; an onion, a frog, a person, but this was too much of all of it. She exhales and goes into rational science mode, which takes up just about the last of her very depleted energy reserves. "It is. For now. But like, I'm on the first floor, they'll infiltrate my place first. Let's get to like. The elevator? They won't have made it to the roof, it's locked and it's a long way for frogs to jump."
She is making up all of these frog facts as she goes, but it sounds right, and she very valiantly starts kicking out her toes as she walks, just threatening enough to convey murderous intent.
Zeke has seen Dawn Of the Dead (2004). He's pretty sure the roof is one of those things you're supposed to save for the final act, because nowhere else is safe.
"What if they've already got control of the elevator?" he says, but he pushes toward the elevator doors anyway, still holding tight onto Crysta's hand. It's not like he has a better solution. Climbing the stairs means just more risk of squishing their tiny frog bodies, and there's bound to be less of them in the elevator, right?? "Is this how we find out the Bible is actually fucking true?"
Crysta has not seen Dawn of the Dead (Any of Them) so does not know about the danger of rooftops. It seems just like the best solution for right now.And also? She curses Zeke's muscle mass for the very first time. Anyone else, and she'd be hopping on their back demanding a ride through the swarm. It's sadly not an option and she resents this a little. But that's all right.
"I mean, like. If that's true, this is the elevator to hell, anyway. The Old Testament God would not put up with either of our shit. So this is probably our last ride." Crysta flashes a dangerous grin, accepting this fate. Suffocated by Frog wasn't exactly how she'd planned to go, but it'd be a way funny story for her parents to explain at the obligatory funeral. "Don't you want to die with me amid like a million frogs?" She reaches out one arm and presses the up button to not really give him a choice in this.
"Okay, there's worse ways to die for damn sure, but—" The doors slide open and there's already frogs in the elevator, with more leaping toward this free real estate. "This is so much fucking stupider than even I'd've expected."
Zeke stretches one long leg over the nearest greyish ribbiting blob and shoves them out of the way with his boot. He puts his arm around Crysta's shoulder, guiding her to ?safety as another frog jumps up his sleeve. "Get in, get in, I might have to fuckin' sacrifice myself at this point."
"Oh it's gonna be so stupid." She grins, and leaps into the elevator with her own long legs. There weren't many frogs in the elevator, and she does not really feel remorse if some of them get lost to time and the elevator shaft. Honestly, they should know better. There's relative silence aboard the elevator, and it only serves to show how much of a headache she still has. Crysta shifts to bury her face in Zeke's arm, those energy reserves once again wafting away.
"I'm actually way too hungover for this." She does not press the button upwards quite yet. Maybe they are in the only safe 3 square feet in this whole building.
Who knew that counting frogs was like counting sheep? Doc had the bright idea to spend her Friday day drinking while tallying amphibians.
With a few drinks in her, the 10AM rush at the residential building pings as nothing more than a particularly wild frog party. By 4PM she's dozed off in the janky plastic lawn chair she's parked herself in, a half-empty can of Budweister & Clamato dangling from her fingertips -- dreaming of more efficient frog counting devices, no doubt.
Dead to the world, she makes an excellent elevated vantage point for froggies seeking somewhere to hop.
Welp, apparently today is a field research day, as the collection of small brown toads that have invaded Toms' workspace show no signs of leaving them in peace. They begin filming things out and around the station; collections of frogs following people, the incessant croaking. Maybe someday they'll all make sense of this. Maybe someday the noise will stop long enough to let them think.
Three Toms are spread out near the lake when their new teal friend emerges, and at least one of her regrets the decision immediately; there are many reasons she does not go out into the Riftlands unless she has to, and encounters with unstudied Liminal creatures are right at the top of that list. Still, they all stay, observing from a safe distance.
The amphibian role call is almost interesting, but it's the splitting that fascinates and irritates them. "What the shit?" is not the most educational of phrases to hear on a nature video, but it'll be present on every Tom's. This critter is stealing their bit!
[This is open if anybody wants to accompany Tom(s) or witness the great teal froggenning!]
SCENES & REACTIONS
Mew & Brew - Early Morning, MC + Open
She half sleepwalks over to the cute little cat coffee shop because a hefty dose of caffeine is in order. She thanks the barista for the iced mocha, but just as she's bringing it to her lips, something sticky and amphibian brushed against her nose. She opens her eyes and screams.
Mew & Brew - Early Morning, MC + Jack
Jack is holding his cup delicately, with the careful air of an amphibian jacuzzi-Uber driver. "I wouldn't lick them if I were you," he continues, trying to be helpful. "Some species secrete psychotropic compounds through their skin."
Mew & Brew - Early Morning, MC + Jack
She's awake enough now anyway.
"I don't think I realized frog watch day meant they all came to us." She's been warned the place is weird. She assumes this is what folks around here consider normal.
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
But it left him distracted today, and annoyed at the chaos unfolding with the loudest fucking critters he'd ever met in his damn life. And as soon as he can leave, he abandons any coworkers still trying to handle the frogpocalypse (a-frog-calypse???). This is so extremely not his problem now.
"Jesus fuck," he swears as he slips into the residential building, squinting through his current pair of coke bottle glasses. He shuffles down the hall, doing his genuine best to avoid squishing any little amphibious bodies. "Let my people go already for fuck's sake."
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
A shower, some painkillers, and a chugged pedialyte later, she'd finally been unable to ignore the chirps and ribbits coming from literally every corner.Getting to Research was an impossibility, but she felt she should at least put in the effort to try. And she had to check on Zeke, anyway. She pushes out of her own apartment (the journey from Zeke's to hers had been a terrible little teaser for this) and blinks at the sight. And then almost pukes. It's trillions of frog cells, all assaulting her eyes at once. This is way too much for an already swimming head, and she's about to turn around and go home when she hears a familiar voice and sees Zeke fumbling through the deluge in some truly attractive glasses.
"Babe. Just wait."
She bravely picks her way to him and holds out her hand so that she can help guide him around what must be just a sea of frog.
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
Crysta smirks at him, pulling him closer. This is a look that maybe only he individually could pull off; his continually stupidly cute little security polo and maybe five inch thick glasses. But she can't just look for too long. She really doesn't want to step on any frogs, either. It's already like. Gut-wrenchingly smelly. She wants to puke. She makes a soft noise of consternation, and bats away a frog that had jumped at her arm. She does not have to vocalise further. She hates this.
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
She is making up all of these frog facts as she goes, but it sounds right, and she very valiantly starts kicking out her toes as she walks, just threatening enough to convey murderous intent.
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
"What if they've already got control of the elevator?" he says, but he pushes toward the elevator doors anyway, still holding tight onto Crysta's hand. It's not like he has a better solution. Climbing the stairs means just more risk of squishing their tiny frog bodies, and there's bound to be less of them in the elevator, right?? "Is this how we find out the Bible is actually fucking true?"
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
"I mean, like. If that's true, this is the elevator to hell, anyway. The Old Testament God would not put up with either of our shit. So this is probably our last ride." Crysta flashes a dangerous grin, accepting this fate. Suffocated by Frog wasn't exactly how she'd planned to go, but it'd be a way funny story for her parents to explain at the obligatory funeral. "Don't you want to die with me amid like a million frogs?" She reaches out one arm and presses the up button to not really give him a choice in this.
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
Zeke stretches one long leg over the nearest greyish ribbiting blob and shoves them out of the way with his boot. He puts his arm around Crysta's shoulder, guiding her to ?safety as another frog jumps up his sleeve. "Get in, get in, I might have to fuckin' sacrifice myself at this point."
Zeke & Crysta, Midday
"I'm actually way too hungover for this." She does not press the button upwards quite yet. Maybe they are in the only safe 3 square feet in this whole building.
Doc accidentally sleeps on it
With a few drinks in her, the 10AM rush at the residential building pings as nothing more than a particularly wild frog party. By 4PM she's dozed off in the janky plastic lawn chair she's parked herself in, a half-empty can of Budweister & Clamato dangling from her fingertips -- dreaming of more efficient frog counting devices, no doubt.
Dead to the world, she makes an excellent elevated vantage point for froggies seeking somewhere to hop.
Noon - Lakeside Toad Witnesses (Tom + ?)
Three Toms are spread out near the lake when their new teal friend emerges, and at least one of her regrets the decision immediately; there are many reasons she does not go out into the Riftlands unless she has to, and encounters with unstudied Liminal creatures are right at the top of that list. Still, they all stay, observing from a safe distance.
The amphibian role call is almost interesting, but it's the splitting that fascinates and irritates them. "What the shit?" is not the most educational of phrases to hear on a nature video, but it'll be present on every Tom's. This critter is stealing their bit!
[This is open if anybody wants to accompany Tom(s) or witness the great teal froggenning!]