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[emceed]

Hellllooooooooooooooooo Enodia. The name's MC and I'm getting myself settled in here on the second floor. I will 100% be getting misplaced over the next couple of days, so if you see a lost-looking lady with a bit of a static problem, be kind.

By the way, you know that whole closed-up section of the Rec Center? That's my space and you're all invited next month. Art, music, performances, the whole thing. Hit me up with questions. I'm also helping out some in Security (don't worry, I'm not a cop or anything) so hello to all of you folks too.

Oh and a fair heads up, careful about startling me or making contact when I'm not expecting it. It'll be fine for me, but might not go great for you.



In the meantime, I need to find my people. So, here are your options:

- Two truths and a lie.
- Show me the best meme you've seen in the last three days.
- Describe this place in one to ten emojis.
- I will also accept pictures of pets.
- Choose your own adventure.


Help a new girl out. Thanks!

Comments

[failson]

HellooOOOoooOOOoo! Welcome! I'm Whit, and I run Stamp of Approval in the commercial center. I look forward to your new space! It's much-needed!

Describe this place in one to ten emojis: 😱 (haha jk)

[emceed]

What's Stamp of Approval? I need the elevator pitch.

Oh, the old "haha jk". I'm very reassured.

[failson]

It's a stationery store—pens, paper, stickers, stamps, art supplies, lil treats, etc✨ I try to have something for everyone!

There's a lot going on all the time, I'll just say that.

[emceed]

Got it. I may actually have to swing by this week, if I get enough of my must do list done that I can move over to my would like to do list.

Babe, I thrive on chaos.

[coulee]

[...] can i just say hi or hi. what happens that's not great for me

[emceed]

I'll tell you once you've answered one of the options.

[coulee]

[...] 2 truths

[emceed]

Okay, let's hear them.

[nolitangere]

Hi, Jack here. I don’t think we’ll have any problem with accidentally touching.

Take a look at this:

[emceed]

Oh, word.

Truth: I have not even thought about Jeb! in a minute.

[nolitangere]

You gotta get in on this with Jeb! Him being the new emperor, and all.

[emceed]

I'm so behind on my Byzantine gossip.

[beautyfull]

☢️🔬✨🕳🏳️‍🌈

[emceed]

Love this. I don't fully get this, but I love this.

[beautyfull]

i feel like once you've been here like, even a Week itll make sense hi i'm crysta theres no mole emoji but imagine that one too

[emceed]

Hi Crysta. A mole emoji's pretty specific.

[coulee]

gay holes.

[beautyfull]

AM i wrong

[coulee]

no you're 💯 but now i wanna find a leather bar called 🏳️‍🌈🕳️the hole🕳️🏳️‍🌈

[loudon]

Welcome.

Here, have a meme:

[emceed]

Thanks!

Hold up, are you an artist?

[loudon]

I dunno about that. Used to be an art prof though.

[maccool]

i'm aoife. this is a picture of pangur bán

[emceed]

I LOVE THEM

[maccool]

i'm trying to get him to accept wearing a costume. it's not working.