posted late evening!

[exacutus]

[FIRST FLOOR RESIDENTS]

Le Souverain is in his escape artist era and I only just wrangled him back inside. Please be mindful of open doors while I figure out how to prevent six pounds of audacity and non-Newtonian fluid from escaping a harness.

Comments

First Floor Residents

[exacutus]

You don't have to physically leave the building.

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

No but I do. For the recycling.

First Floor Residents

[exacutus]

I mean you can just leave me alone.

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

Alright.

Ideally, what would that look like to you? Am I not allowed to participate in floor-wide filters that you make if I have questions pertinent to the group? I am just asking, no aggro.

First Floor Residents

[exacutus]

I don't know, Jack! You hurt my feelings and I'm not exactly thinking of behavior contracts!

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

What did I do this time?

First Floor Residents

[exacutus]

The SAME THING? I'm NOT DONE BEING UPSET?

Minty

[nolitangere]

Sorry, I'm just trying to understand. Are you mad because:

- I nixed 'mon petit Radish'
- I nixed it publicly
- Both
- Something else

Jack / Minty

[exacutus]

You hurt my feelings by making an unflattering assumption, then you embarrassed me in public because you were embarrassed. I don't know how you can't see your own behavior.

Jack / Minty

[nolitangere]

I can't see my own Minty lol. What about your behavior? Don't go slangin eggs at everyone if you're not willing to get a little egg on your face right back lmfao.

Look, I'm sorry. I actually am. Honest.

Jack / Minty

[exacutus]

My terrible behavior of calling you a little radish. Right.

Jack / Minty

[nolitangere]

Neither of us has done anything terrible. What have I ever done to you except check to see if you're having an okay time?

Jack / Minty

[exacutus]

You decided to insinuate yourself into my business and then embarrassed me publicly when I tried to return some of that familiarity. You hurt my feelings. How else do I need to put it?

Jack / Minty

[nolitangere]

Alright. Take care.

Jack / Minty

[exacutus]

I wouldn't still be upset if you hadn't accompanied every apology with some excuse about how it isn't your fault. We don't have to be friends, but you should consider that for future friendships. Goodbye.