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[stophit]

stop calling me to turn off your powers. i can't do shit. rye's who you want and he's a fuckin dick

also [...] who's got healing powers now

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[beautyfull]

well dont look when i'm peeing also what

[mxpotatohead]

Don't pee in the ops break room then because I am STAKING IT OUT to RUIN TV DINNERS by becoming the microwave briefly

[mxpotatohead]

OH DID SOMEONE TAKE GORDY BABY OUT TO PEE

[beautyfull]

I'll go do that rn oh no

[mxpotatohead]

TELL HIM IT'S OK I WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO SCRITCH N LOVE N FEED HIM EVENTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beautyfull]

No like.

Of course. We'll get like, a build-a-bear with a voicebox and you can hug him and talk to him thru that or somethin??

[mxpotatohead]

GOOD idea except for the part where he's a chewy baby boy so he might eat me a lil bit

[beautyfull]

would that hurt


wait WOULD that hurt

[mxpotatohead]

I haven't felt any pain YET so maybe by NOT EXISTING I don't have PAIN receptory doodads

omg I'm gonna try and hurt myself will report back soon