9/2 posted after the explorers return to the station

[stophit]

persephone was a giant ass monster and the cult leader was horny for it

if you got anything from the cult you should fuckin burn it. [...] wait if it's a plant maybe put it in a bag and like. give it to research. but seriously that shit should get burned cause it's zombie brainwash monster parts

Comments

[coulee]

[...] thanks for the [...] horny [...] report [...] i kind of want to know what the hell's up with him n all this.

[stophit]

idk but i think it was kinda a one-way street. i swear persephone was gonna eat the fucker at one point

anyway if cultist moles started worshipping her we'd be fucked. tho cultist moles prob wouldn't be able to sell shit at the farmers market

[coulee]

can't believe i wanted him to hit on me.

i promise like scout's honor and stuff even though i was never in scouts that i didn't do this to keep y'all away from my happy place