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[failson]

Do people like potlucks here or is that mostly just a Midwest thing?

Also, I was accidentally sent too many novelty food erasers and I can't send them back, so they're 50% off. Get them before the mystery thief steals them all.

[CRYSTA]

Hi! Jack told me I should ask you about your powers changing after the storm? Would that be okay? I'm not trying to be nosy, I just think that mine also changed. Please feel free to tell me to mind my own business!

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[rafflesian]

YES and they're the same people who make everyone play secret santa and guilt co-workers into doing things they don't wanna do by saying we're all a family. a scourge on small business culture.

[failson]

Oh ewwwwww, those people are awful. There's nothing worse than being out $20 and also having to take home $20 of stuff I didn't ask for.

[rafflesian]

my teens and early 20s were my People Pleaser Era so i used to do detective work to figure out the perfect gift, only to receive an ugly ass kurt hummel scarf from ross because the only thing my secret santa knew about me is that i'm queer.

the best secret santa gift of all is letting me save my $20 and my free time.

ANYWAY potlucks are 💖✔✔🥰🥰 if i can bring something i got from the grocery store.

[failson]

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Please know that I would neither organize nor condone a secret santa.

Excellent! Honestly, even if everyone brought chips from the grocery store it would still be great, because we could all go home with a big pile of assorted chips.

[rafflesian]

i trust you. 😌

costco just brought in the big box variety pack of the hot chips.

[failson]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

I'm going to check when the rec center's booked and then I'll get back to you.

[rafflesian]

now, is the potluck in celebration of a certain occasion? 👀

[failson]

Not particularly, just fall?

[rafflesian]

may i offer: persephone's goodbye party

[failson]

Omg yes!

Would you like to help me plan it?

[rafflesian]

yes 👀👀👀 i have a cricut

[failson]

👑👑👑👑👑

THANK YOU! Okay, would you like to pick a date together? We could make a mood board.

[rafflesian]

omg i feel like a carol on christmas 🥹 yes i DO. yes we CAN.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok you need to stop hanging out with hr

[rafflesian]

no, i love those messy bitches

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

carol regifts you can't keep encouraging that

[rafflesian]

i'm talking about beauty bar carol from my Youth, but honestly i think most carols have a predisposition to care too much about christmas because of their name's association with the season.

but hr carol doesn't even wipe the dust off before regifting, she is SO funny and i love her.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wait was beauty bar carol's mom the 1st grade teacher who insisted on doing a nativity scene for the winter pageant

[rafflesian]

close! you're thinking of body shop carol's mom who also tried to get all those books banned from the library. evil dolly parton?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ohhhhhhh yeah tryna protect the youths from the evils of charlotte's web

well i hope evil dolly parton knows i kissed her grandson in 10th grade

[rafflesian]

don't you know the only time animals talk is when the devil is speaking through them?

the devil is what also turned her grandson into a furry.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

look... i'd still yiff it

[rafflesian]

has enough time passed that i'm allowed to say ditto

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

you're actually encouraged are you worried i'm still carrying a torch for the-other-ezekiel

[rafflesian]

not really. you're not the type.