Crysta has very little better to do with her life than come watch people take tests, so she does in fact do that. She's all set up to camp in the hallway with a little lunch cooler full of white claws and canned cocktails so as to make this a real spectator event. She's handing them out wrapped in layers of paper towel to "keep the cool in" (read: make at work drinking just a little less obvious.) She's also handing out little pieces of paper that read:
"DRINK WHEN: 1) Someone gets fucked up by Robot
2) Robot loses limb
3) Weird power explosion
4) Weird Power Impotence
5) Tears
6) If anyone rips up the paper test you have to finish your drink."
This is probably the Real Competition. Have fun.