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[unperceive]

Hey, help a newbie out, would ya? Why is everyone talking about moles?

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[inosculate]

Yeah, like a HR mixup. Or a minor explosion. Or people THINK there's been a kidnapping, but it turns out that the person just took a nap in one of the sub-basements.

[unperceive]

That last one feels real.

[inosculate]

Well, I can't confirm OR deny that. But I CAN say that if it was to have happened, it wasn't me. So I'm like off the hook for that specific crisis.

[unperceive]

Do you know any good nap spots, though? I need the tour.

[inosculate]

Oh, tour I can do! Nap spots you're going to have to get like a second opinion, probably. Because I'm pretty sure you've got standard human anatomy and I'm not always sure if what I find comfortable is what other people find comfortable.

[unperceive]

Why, what kind of anatomy do you have?

[inosculate]

Fluid. But like literally sometimes.

[unperceive]

That sounds [...] inconvenient?

[inosculate]

Oh, not really! I know how to keep myself together.

[unperceive]

Ah. A skill I've yet to learn.