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Hey, help a newbie out, would ya? Why is everyone talking about moles?

no diff in mole bones???

[Zeke]
Hi remember how i was telling u about reform camp

their teeth have zero personality

[crysta]
i mean it was several hours ago but i think i can locate that memory

it's bc there's no braces for moles

[Zeke]
i shared a tent w this girl and went to her dry wedding at age 18 and now she's divorced n here n actually i'm not supposed to tell anyone that bc she's reinventing herself as a hot European party girl which like lmao ok but wtfffff the world is so teeny

Edited 2023-07-27 21:34 (UTC)

????? wow so what you're saying is reform camp worked really well and dr phil is not basically a war criminal and also the wilderness gives you purple blood huh ok i'm learning a lot today

is she european at all or is she going hard mode choosing an identity with an accent she's gonna have to keep up

k well it didn't work she's still shitty as me, dr phil is a war criminal n also i do think the water we were drinking gave us purple blood i cannot prove that

she is NOT and it's gonna be some weird french mix so whenever i see her i'm gonna speak a lil bit at her to see how it goes

damn so oprah lied to us and your past is haunting you

ok my next question is very important

are YOU actually british or has this been some kind of long con and you and your brother got stuck in it and can't get out

Edited 2023-07-27 22:00 (UTC)