I received a very exciting offer to program state of the art robots to murder superheroes and it sounded like fun
but I'm so dead serious you should be like on a Netflix reality show or selling vitamin supplements or something this is the last place I expected to run into you
Well I did have a Netflix special bein planned actually but also Iβm super sad youβd limit me like that????
But nooo my brother whoβs a big fancy researcher here was goin thru a rough spot and like. Needed a babysitter so Iβm doin the salon here and being a lab assistant for a lil bit
great question, crysta. drew is in chicago at her parents' house with approximately half our joint assets. I will tell her lawyer you said hi
btw, just going to level with you, the only reason I'm telling you this is that I was planning on reinventing myself as like a hot single European party girl and I've already committed to the accent so I feel like if people know we know each other it's really going to cramp my style
Edited (regretting this decision on cap letters already) 2023-07-27 21:31 (UTC)
[...] actually no one knows me that well and i'd super rather not explain u anyway to most ppl anyway so that works out rly well for me however also what accent r u using
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[Crysta]
girl why are you working for the government? don't you have a trust fund
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[Shannon]
hiiiiiiiiii
Itβs like
A long story. What are U doin here
Shannon/Crysta
but I'm so dead serious you should be like on a Netflix reality show or selling vitamin supplements or something this is the last place I expected to run into you
Shannon/Crysta
But nooo my brother whoβs a big fancy researcher here was goin thru a rough spot and like. Needed a babysitter so Iβm doin the salon here and being a lab assistant for a lil bit
Shannon/Crysta
awwwwww that's adorable
Shannon/Crysta
Wait donβt u have a whole wife whereβs she
Shannon/Crysta
btw, just going to level with you, the only reason I'm telling you this is that I was planning on reinventing myself as like a hot single European party girl and I've already committed to the accent so I feel like if people know we know each other it's really going to cramp my style
Shannon/Crysta
[...] actually no one knows me that well and i'd super rather not explain u anyway to most ppl anyway so that works out rly well for me however also what accent r u using
Shannon/Crysta
it's vaguely French but nobody has asked me about it yet so I'm not locked in
Shannon/Crysta
not british because i sound like that sometimes u remember.
Shannon/Crysta
oh, never. being British is not as sexy as it was before you left the EU
Shannon/Crysta
oh like. totally agree. i only ever say i'm from LA anymore
Shannon/Crysta
maybe I'm from Monaco
Shannon/Crysta
gooood call u can excuse any "dialects"
Shannon/Crysta
and it comes with the implication I might be related to like. millionaires or race car drivers
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[...] do u want to get like.
legally drunk about it in secret sometime that is something we have never done.
Shannon/Crysta
omg yes and it'll still be fun 'cause it has to be a little secret
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