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[unperceive]

Hey, help a newbie out, would ya? Why is everyone talking about moles?

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[beautyfull]

Yeah ones mauldrey

[unperceive]

Yeah, cause what else would you name it?

[Crysta]
girl why are you working for the government? don't you have a trust fund

[beautyfull]

Moledry

[Shannon]
hiiiiiiiiii
It’s like

A long story. What are U doin here

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

I received a very exciting offer to program state of the art robots to murder superheroes and it sounded like fun

but I'm so dead serious you should be like on a Netflix reality show or selling vitamin supplements or something this is the last place I expected to run into you

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

Well I did have a Netflix special bein planned actually but also I’m super sad you’d limit me like that????

But nooo my brother who’s a big fancy researcher here was goin thru a rough spot and like. Needed a babysitter so I’m doin the salon here and being a lab assistant for a lil bit

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

omg like no do whatever you want. just, a research station? on the east coast?

awwwwww that's adorable

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

Yeah and I’m mega viral from even here sooooo

Wait don’t u have a whole wife where’s she

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

great question, crysta. drew is in chicago at her parents' house with approximately half our joint assets. I will tell her lawyer you said hi

btw, just going to level with you, the only reason I'm telling you this is that I was planning on reinventing myself as like a hot single European party girl and I've already committed to the accent so I feel like if people know we know each other it's really going to cramp my style

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

oooooof babe what happened???

[...] actually no one knows me that well and i'd super rather not explain u anyway to most ppl anyway so that works out rly well for me however also what accent r u using

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

idk, we got married when we were 18? What were you expecting from me honestly

it's vaguely French but nobody has asked me about it yet so I'm not locked in

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

oh i had money on this like, way back, but it still sucks.

not british because i sound like that sometimes u remember.

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

it's whatever

oh, never. being British is not as sexy as it was before you left the EU

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

it's like. not so bad here. everyone's smart but suuuper messy i threw Pride to test it out u missed it

oh like. totally agree. i only ever say i'm from LA anymore

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

ugh, of course you did. I can't believe I wasted pride month trying to save my failing marriage

maybe I'm from Monaco

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

that's not MY fault but wow so like. fresh divorce.

gooood call u can excuse any "dialects"

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

yeah the coolest part of getting divorced is how you're still legally married for like a year after you have the Big Fight

and it comes with the implication I might be related to like. millionaires or race car drivers

Re: Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

god literally never getting married u are my cautionary tale....

[...] do u want to get like.
legally drunk about it in secret sometime that is something we have never done.

Shannon/Crysta

[unperceive]

SO happy I can save you the trouble

omg yes and it'll still be fun 'cause it has to be a little secret

Shannon/Crysta

[beautyfull]

Yessssss yay there's a lotta hidey places