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[artificialgravity]

went to the thrift store

who wants these

1. lesbian mermaids (finn's)

2. this kid

3. cat exercise book

4. cow

5. vampire

6. hippo (milo)

7. i'm actually keeping this one and this one

you can fight with one another idk how to mediate

[Poet]

so like this isn't me being weird or anything it's just that they were cheap

-tickle-me-elmo only 1 eye
-a kid's mini drone it says it has a 1 hr battery very luxe
-cotton candy machine from 1999
-mini keyboard but all the notes are meows

[Eden-Willy]

thanks for [...] hanging out

Comments

[nolitangere]

Where were you going to put the cow?

[coulee]

it was a toss up between the shelf by my front door so it's the first thing you see when you walk in or my dresser so it's the first thing you see when you wake up???



and then the kitchen once i get told i'm real funny

[nolitangere]

That's pretty good. Maybe we can split custody of the cow.

[coulee]

i love sharing

[nolitangere]

Okay, do you want weekdays or weekends? Or whatever set of days maximizes your gag?

[coulee]

ok so i love sharing but schedules give me hives it's an incurable condition

[nolitangere]

Let's not aggravate your condition then. Why don't you take the cow first? And when you're done with the gags, I'll take her?

[coulee]

thanks for the mercy, doc. i can party with these terms

[nolitangere]

🫱🐄🫲

Party on, my friend.