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[exacutus]

Enough about rifts and restaurants. Who's going to do the Barbenheimer double feature with me next week?

LENZ

Haven't seen your face recently. Do you plan on darkening my doorstep anytime soon?

Comments

[bubble_boy]

I've disappointed you and I'm boring? Ouch.

I'd say I'd still go with you but you'll have more fun with Crysta and also you hate me, apparently.

[exacutus]

I didn't realize I could only go with one person.

[bubble_boy]

I don't want to crash your fun movies with my boringness.

[exacutus]

Mm. I see.

[bubble_boy]

I'm trying to egg you into nicely asking me to come with you, if that's not clear.

[exacutus]

When am I ever nice?

[bubble_boy]

Local legend is that once every 5 years you do one nice thing for someone deserving.

[exacutus]

So you're saying you're deserving. Hmmmm.

[bubble_boy]

Do you not think I am? 🥺

[exacutus]

Oh my god.

Noah. Will you attend Barbenheimer with me?

[bubble_boy]

Yes ❤️

I'll even wear something pink. And I'll be a little less annoying than I was just now.

[exacutus]

Impossible. You're always severely annoying.

[bubble_boy]

But that's why you love me, riiiight? ❤️

On your birthday I'll be 0% annoying as a treat.

[exacutus]

The world might stop spinning if you do that.

[bubble_boy]

Well then all the more reason to do it; makes your birthday extra special.

[Minty]

Ugh 🔪Jack🔪Barbenheimer🔪

I do actually have plans for your birthday already. Just so you know. Champion friend, right over here.

Noah/Minty

[exacutus]

I expect nothing less.

Noah/Minty

[bubble_boy]

I'm glad you know what you deserve, Mints.

[...]

Also Jack is so annoying.

Noah/Minty

[exacutus]

Like there was any question of that.

You poor thing.

Noah/Minty

[bubble_boy]

I am trying so hard to be mature and nice for Dorin's sake but oh my GOD.

I'm suffering.

Noah/Minty

[exacutus]

Look, I know we both love Dorin. But suffering in silence is so... not cute.

Noah/Minty

[bubble_boy]

Agreed, super not cute. And it's exhausting to be not cute.

At least him egging me on is out in the open.

Noah/Minty

[exacutus]

We'll see how useful that is.

Noah/Minty

[bubble_boy]

Probably useless, honestly. But I'll take it anyways.

How much pink do you want me to wear to the movie?

Noah/Minty

[exacutus]

Do you want me to ban him from Barbenheimer?

Just a splash. I wouldn't want to take away from your natural good looks, etc.

Noah/Minty

[bubble_boy]

I mean, the answer is yes, but I need to mature or something. I'll just throw popcorn at him if he comes.

Agreed, it would be a tragedy if I overdid it. How pink are you going?