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[rainbowfish]

RESEARCH DIVISION

Hey guys. I just got an update from Analeigh on Ernestine. Mrs. Waters revoked her parental consent, so the internship is off. It sounds like the family wasn't happy about it. Apparently her grandmother drove down to the station this morning and tried to get a meeting with Magdy. [...] Not much we can really do about it now.

Comments

[stgermaine]

Ah. Unfortunate. I feel bad for her. She was sincerely excited.

[rainbowfish]

Too excited. It probably would've gotten really annoying to have her around all the time anyway.

[stgermaine]

But think of how she would have kept Enoch occupied.

[rainbowfish]

Enoch does not need a hype man.

[stgermaine]

I was thinking of it more in terms of giving a cantankerous older cat a kitten to keep it busy.

[rainbowfish]

Adorable.

[stgermaine]

Terribly cute, yes.

[imaginist]

It's not hype if she's simply speaking the truth about how brilliant I am.

[stgermaine]

Or she wants to make sure you write her a glowing letter of recommendation for her field of study.

[imaginist]

If it's earned, why not? I rather think she would've enjoyed the tests I would've put her through for a recommendation.

[stgermaine]

Maybe she dodged a bullet after all.

[rainbowfish]

Oh no, it's already too late.

[imaginist]

Have you seen the view count on my tiktok feature? I'm supported by objective data.

[rainbowfish]

You know I don't have a TikTok account.

[philomathean]

Enoch, you're hot and you have a British accent. This data does not support your brilliance.

[beautyfull]

I'm more popular than him on tiktok.

[philomathean]

That makes sense. You are both hot AND brilliant.

[beautyfull]

how r u not dying in your own lie finding juice after that sentence lmao

[imaginist]

[Anyone near Enoch's office can hear him clearly say aloud: "I'm a brilliant genius and it only makes sense for a high schooler to idolise me."]

Because it's not a lie. Checkmate.

[beautyfull]

soooo it doesn't work over the net HMMMM lmao ok