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[failson]

Would anyone be into a movie night, or would that just sow discord among us?

We could get a big projector and set something up outside, maybe? It might be cute??

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Whit

[nolitangere]

Psst. He likes Nora Ephron, I’m pretty sure.

Jack (Whack?)

[failson]

Ooooh, good to know! Thank you for the intel! I'm writing it down.

WACK

[nolitangere]

No prob no prob. But don’t make a big deal out of it. Just be like, “Oh? You like Nora Ephron? How coincidental.”

WACK

[failson]

Oh, I'll just schedule it and say that Spirit Moneypenny suggested it. Easy!

WACK

[nolitangere]

NO Maybe not Spirit. Britta, how about. If we mention Spirit too often that seems to summon them.

WACK

[failson]

Oh, sorry! I didn't know that!! I just said them because they're always making unsolicited suggestions at the shop and it seemed like it would be in-character.

Britta, it is.

WACK

[nolitangere]

That’s so them. Don’t listen to a word they say.

WACK

[failson]

They told me I should organize the books by colour instead of topic + alphabetically and I nearly puked.

WACK

[nolitangere]

They hoard nitrile gloves, blow them up like balloons in the break room, and bop them at you like a volleyball. And if they manage to hit you, they go “BOOP!”

Sick behavior.

WACK

[failson]

What an absolute SICKO?????

WACK

[nolitangere]

So you see what I mean when I say it’s best not to invoke them.

WACK

[failson]

Oh my god, yes??? I'm sorry I even suggested them.