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[nolitangere]

[On the "Permanent FT Staff" filter—ie, NO JORGENSBORG]

I'm so MAD at you all.

Why didn't anyone tell me that Dr. Jorgensborg looks kinda like the ghost motorcyclist in Céline Dion's haunted chateau????????? We were all freaking out about Céline Dion's ghost motorcyclist??????



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Comments

[coulee]

you WANT him to get all smug???

[kobalt]

That’s just his default state.

[coulee]

yeah but there's no upper limit, like breadsticks at olive garden.

[kobalt]

True.

How about I give you creative liberty? How’d I die, Rory?

[coulee]

- choking on a hoagie
- in a blaze of glory, which was a duel to the death usin whatever you could find that's not a weapon
- peacefully. asleep.
- crushed in an orgy. you can choose the theme
- it was our wedding day and you finally let me have the confetti cannon of my dreams but POW right in the face
- a huge liminal eagle swooped down, grabbed you in its claws, n flew away. all we found in its whitewash was your monogrammed lighter.

any of those strike your fancy?

[kobalt]

Our w The orgy sounds fun. I probably forgot to stretch beforehand.

[coulee]

bro. always stretch. theme??

[kobalt]

That’s why I died. Failed to warm up.


Cowboys gone wild?

[coulee]

overheating's usually the problem but you like bein an outlier.

are you KIDDING me. cowboys gone wild's amateur hour. if you want a cowboy theme you've gotta make it "wild WILD west" where the 2nd wild's in all caps so folks know it's real WILD.