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[nolitangere]

[On the "Permanent FT Staff" filter—ie, NO JORGENSBORG]

I'm so MAD at you all.

Why didn't anyone tell me that Dr. Jorgensborg looks kinda like the ghost motorcyclist in Céline Dion's haunted chateau????????? We were all freaking out about Céline Dion's ghost motorcyclist??????



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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

next time you see the hottest person in the world tell yourself their bones are probably spongy matchsticks and one day they'll crumble to dust

or something like that

[nolitangere]

Is the corollary that mid people are incredibly healthy and have the thiccest and sexiest bones?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

have you ever been to a lan party bc

not quite

[nolitangere]

Lan party. [...] Is that like when you tape a guy to the ceiling so you can all play computer games?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

pretty much. sometimes it's a herring but that might just be the midwest.

[nolitangere]

Were you ever taped to a ceiling to play Runescape, Zeke?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i make people super uncomfortable when i cry actually so

[nolitangere]

So [...] yes? You played ceiling Runescape.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

so i ruined everyone's fun and then broke my wrist

let that be a warning to others. i will bum you out and then hurt myself.

[nolitangere]

If you want to try again and you fall and break your wrist, I'll heal it. Nothing should stop you from suspending yourself from a ceiling pipe with duct tape so you can game on.