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[counterfake]

We need a Top Chef level restaurant around here. How am I supposed to wine and dine any potential dates if my best options are the cafeteria, a cat cafe, and a bakery?


On that note, we need to take advantage of the summer. I still have all my slip n slide stuff if anyone's up for a pool party. Jared still around? He helped a lot with the last one.

[Rhodes]
What's your schedule look like this week? I have a problem that requires your assistance if you want to make a couple bucks.

[Fee]
Tom shake you down for info yet?

[Tom]
I just got a call from my mother. You know anything about that?

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

we're not allowed to discuss jared anymore

[counterfake]

Oh shit. I need the details on that asap.

[exacutus]

Looks like you simply won't be able to date.

[counterfake]

Nah, it means I'll have to be creative, Ms. Minty.

Cofee

[cardinal]

Not yet! Anything you don't want me to tell her??

Cofee

[counterfake]

Anything. Keep it casual.

[loudon]

If you can't take your date to the cat cafe, do you even want to date them?

[coulee]

we should make this the new slogan.

[counterfake]

Some people are allergic to cats. Some people just want a step up from cafe.

[coulee]

dates can be anywhere. don't need fancy restaurants.

[counterfake]

What if I just want a decent steak?

[lenzpolzin]

poor cole. is your charisma failing you?

[counterfake]

Watch it or I'll sic Minty on you.

[nolitangere]

You dish out cutting little jabs like it's your job.

[nolitangere]

You gotta get good, man. Make dinner, picnic by the lake, Rec Center activity date, look at stickers and expensive pens at Stamp of Approval. That was four date ideas right there.

Also, is slip n slide actually something people do? I thought that was just something that happened in commercials.

[counterfake]

I didn't say I couldn't get a date or impress someone without a nice meal. I said: I want a steak, a decent bottle of wine, and the ability to pay for it so I don't have to cook.

Fuck yeah. I have the tarps in storage. I guess Jared's persona non grata now, but we used to throw a killer summer party.

[stgermaine]

Already scoping out your options, I see.

[counterfake]

Listen, cat cafe's great for dates 1-3. But after that--I gotta up my game.

[nitere]

We've actually had a fair number of dates at the cafe, but I get your point. It's not the pinnacle of fine dining, is it?

[counterfake]

It's great for what it is, don't get me wrong. I'm not here to slander the cat cafe. I'm just looking for something a few steps up from that.

[rainbowfish]

How do you already have multiple dates? You've been back a week.

[counterfake]

I said potential dates.

Codes ??

[quickpickled]

I receive a highly competitive wage here. What do you need?

Codes!

[counterfake]

A jar of your world famous pickles.

Landlord for my studio won’t release my stuff. I paid for that place in cash—so when I disappeared, he put everything in storage and rented the place out. But he’s expecting two years of backpay because I ‘had a contract’ with him.

Any chance you feel like scaring a self-righteous stoner or should I beg Thomasin to help? (Please don’t make me beg Tom.)

[beautyfull]

do you know to like, coat the slip n slide in dishsoap so theres bubbles and u go real fast

[counterfake]

That’s how we nearly blinded Eliza last time. She flew into the bushes and took a branch to the eyeball.

Cole

[grndctrl]

I know you should've called her first.

Tom/Cole

[counterfake]

I didn't want to stress her out.