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[maccool]

boycott judy at the colchester farmer's market (edited after this convo). she's a gatekeeping cunt and deserves to be kicked in the twat. just boycott the stupid farmer's market completely, it's all overpriced shite.

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[rafflesian]

👀👂 what she do

[maccool]

she's gatekeeping the honey and the walnuts

[coulee]

you've gotta talk her up about

[nolitangere]

What do you mean gatekeeping? Like refusing to sell to you?

[maccool]

yeah, we've got some history and she's holding a grudge. those three months were wild

[nolitangere]

Can I ask what happened?

[maccool]

she hit me while i was driving the truck that belonged to the ranch i was working for, i got out and laid into her and she cried

[nolitangere]

Laid into verbally???

Ah, gotcha. Yeah that sounds like history.

[maccool]

and then i wrestled her to the ground and punched her in the face and broke her hip

[nolitangere]

I’m not sure if you’re joking or not, but in the event you are: this doesn’t make me want to type at you in all caps with a bunch of exclamation points. It just kind of bums me out.

[maccool]

do you often type in all caps with a bunch of exclamation points?

[nolitangere]

I mean, when people are talking about jumping into bottomless pits or otherwise putting themselves at risk of injury, yeah. But older folks getting punched and breaking their hips is like, majorly depressing for me to think about.

[maccool]

eh, that first bit is part of the job basically. do you carry on like that at people who cave for fun? what about old people wrestling?

[nolitangere]

I’m not really in love with the idea of physical injury generally, but I think implicitly there’s a sliding scale to the “oh shit-ness” of it all depending on how voluntary the assumption of risk is.

[coulee]

wtf