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[exacutus]

I'm so tired of the summer already. Who cares about bikini bods? I just want to be spooky and scald myself with a saccharine seasonal drink.

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[crawlwaller]

Summer is the best season

[exacutus]

Of course you think that.

[crawlwaller]

Hey maybe someday I'll surprise you

[exacutus]

Maybe. I'm sure I only have you 98% figured out.

[crawlwaller]

Besides, it only gets into what, the 70s here? That's barely summer

[exacutus]

It's not just about the weather!

[crawlwaller]

Summer vibes are Good

[exacutus]

Says the golden retriever.

[crawlwaller]

Thank you, golden retrievers are also Good

[exacutus]

Well. I can't exactly talk shit about dogs, so yes.

[crawlwaller]

Hey who knows maybe the riftlands will send us a spooky couple of days soon and you can be in your element

[exacutus]

Be careful what you wish for, Linus.

[crawlwaller]

I'm not wishing for anything I want summer to stay

[exacutus]

Wow. So you don't actually want that for me?

[crawlwaller]

You'll get yours soon and in the meantime I got mine and then later we'll do it all over again

[exacutus]

What does that mean?

[crawlwaller]

The passage of time like it's my season now but soon enough it'll be your season and then after awhile it'll come around to mine again

[exacutus]

Right. Terribly poetic of you.

[crawlwaller]

I try

That's a lie I do not try at all these things just come to me

[exacutus]

Wow. Effortless talent.

[crawlwaller]

And effortless sarcasm! Its own talent

[exacutus]

Thank you for noticing!