Raine told Jack he likes food and that he has a spice tolerance. Like an uncle who knows very little about you and fixates on one or two personal facts, Jack will now be foistering spicy food onto Raine from now until eternity. He's made phaal curry using ghost peppers from a plant Lou gave him, and there's a little index card in front of the dish indicating what it is and Jack's warning, in thick majuscule script, of "BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!"
When Raine arrives, Jack makes sure to point at him aggressively enthusiastically and greet him a happy birthday. Like so.
Raine does enjoy spicy foods! He still looks a little bit like he regrets his decisions when he takes his first bite of this curry, though. It's got a kick!
This is certainly not a gift. This is a curse. It's a BuzzBallz Biggies Chocolate Tease Flavor which Crysta has written "4 Ur Birthday" on it in sparkly silver sharpie. This is cruel but it's a) the best flavor only everyone's too scared to try so this is a favor actually and b) no actually just mean sorry.
Raine initially informs Crysta curtly that he will not be drinking this, but he gives in after eating the very spicy curry. Better than nothing! ... actually, no, this made everything much worse.
A roomba rolled through and dropped a small gift wrapped package containing ear plugs and a Minions sleeping mask on the floor near the other gifts. The FROM: space on the gift tag sticker is not filled out.
Enoch would normally respect a "no gifts" policy, but the desire to annoy Raine is stronger. He uses an illusion to hide what he's carried in: a frivolously decorated pink gift bag, complete with a cute ribbon, two colours of tissue paper and a bunch of loose pastel confetti that keeps spilling everywhere. Nested inside is simply a carton of aquarium salt.
[A volunteer] can spot Enoch leaning over the gifts table, and how less than two minutes later, his illusion drops and the pink bag appears seemingly out of nowhere.
Raine sighs and closes his eyes in irritation when he opens this package and it promptly explodes into a tiny flurry of confetti. After he recoups his composure, cleans the confetti up, and actually opens the gift he does laugh at it, in the wincing kind of way one might laugh after hearing a pun. Very annoying execution, terrible punchline.
Linus was raised that it's bad manners to show up empty-handed, so he brings the eight dollarest bottle of wine. Is it for the host or is it for the birthday boy? If he leaves it on the table then it's no longer his problem! There's also a card.
I SAID NO GIFTS
I SAID NO GIFTS: Jack
When Raine arrives, Jack makes sure to point at him
aggressivelyenthusiastically and greet him a happy birthday. Like so.I SAID NO GIFTS: Jack
I SAID NO GIFTS: Crysta
I SAID NO GIFTS: Crysta
I SAID NO GIFTS: Poet
I SAID NO GIFTS: Poet
I SAID NO GIFTS: Enoch
[A volunteer] can spot Enoch leaning over the gifts table, and how less than two minutes later, his illusion drops and the pink bag appears seemingly out of nowhere.
I SAID NO GIFTS: Enoch
I SAID NO GIFTS: Linus
I SAID NO GIFTS: Linus
I SAID NO GIFTS: Linus
I SAID NO GIFTS: Willy
I SAID NO GIFTS: Willy
I SAID NO GIFTS: Minty
I SAID NO GIFTS: Minty
I SAID NO GIFTS: Isaiah
I SAID NO GIFTS: Vidalia