posted late evening!

[exacutus]

[FIRST FLOOR RESIDENTS]

Le Souverain is in his escape artist era and I only just wrangled him back inside. Please be mindful of open doors while I figure out how to prevent six pounds of audacity and non-Newtonian fluid from escaping a harness.

Comments

First Floor Residents

[mxpotatohead]

What am I supposed to doooooooo

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

Put them in a leak-proof plastic bag and take them to the information desk in the Medical Building and we will [...] figure out how to safely dispose of the your the them.

First Floor Residents

[mxpotatohead]

OK!!!

If you wanna experiment on them or have swordfights with my arms tho that's cool I won't be mad

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

We are absolutely not having swordfights with your arms, but that's very generous of you.

First Floor Residents

[imaginist]

Things really derail whenever you get involved. Fascinating.

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

Unprovoked???

First Floor Residents

[imaginist]

Just an observation. You're usually at the scene of the crime.

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

Holy shit

It's just a coincidence. You've heard of those, right?

First Floor Residents

[imaginist]

Plausible. We'll have to see if there's a measurable pattern.

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

Oh, no need to do that. I don't have any patterns. Patternless, one might say.

First Floor Residents

[imaginist]

Vehement protest. Noted.

First Floor Residents

[nolitangere]

There's no winning with you, is there?

First Floor Residents

[imaginist]

Very rarely. Don't take it to heart.