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[rainbowfish]

If you have anything you want to keep in the break room refrigerators in Research or on the second floor in Medical you have until 5pm exactly before I throw it out. Fair warning.

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[philomathean]

Thank you! Can you hold onto that meghli for me though? I intended to come back for it but […] the day has gotten away from me.

[rainbowfish]

If I make exceptions for you everyone's going to ask.

[philomathean]

But it’s still my birthday week and I have extenuating circumstances.

[rainbowfish]

How long does your birthday last, exactly?

[philomathean]

Until September 22nd, but I’ll get the meghli before then.

[rainbowfish]

That's too long.

[philomathean]

I didn’t invent the zodiac, I just invoke it when it suits me.

[rainbowfish]

I might not be an astrology expert but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

[philomathean]

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how it works???

[rainbowfish]

It can't be your birthday for a month, Annie. It was only my birthday for a day.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

You should just run down right now and get your stuff, I’m not going anywhere. Head still hort when I sit up.

But before you go, come into the bedroom so I can show you the impressions I just finalized. Amorous Guy from Wellington (“Would you like to have six?”) and Gandalf (actually appropriate for this situation).

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Ugh, but I want to win and I really think I can. But I should go rescue your lunch bag. (😙🤕)

How can they be finalized if you haven’t even shown me yet?? I’ll be right there, I need two minutes to workshop my Pippin defending his honor impression.

[beautyfull]

god do u want me to save yr stuff from this tyranny I have to go anyway because now raine thinks energy drinks smell when unattended and the store is out of watermelon I can’t drink orange all wkend (This is a standing offer but I’m only bringing one box so I can take like 3 more things)

[philomathean]

Don’t tell Raine, but I’m already on my way. Meet you in the staff lounge 👉👈 ?

[beautyfull]

yeah i'm gonna scribble out everything he's ever written his name on in the fridge so he wont know whats his and do a panic for revenge purposes

[philomathean]

Do you think he has fridge blindness? Move his stuff slightly to the left so it disappears.

[beautyfull]

oh what if i put it in the crisper drawer

is that too mean

[philomathean]

He was going to throw out your Limited Edition Watermelon Celsius!!

[beautyfull]

at least 3 of them too

[philomathean]

I think that’s grounds for a lawsuit. Minority Report style.

[rainbowfish]

Removing your things from the fridge is what I asked you to do. You're not doing subterfuge right now.

[philomathean]

Yeah, but I wanted you to freak out a little when you went to save my birthday dessert for me and it wasn’t there.

[rainbowfish]

Not very nice of you.

[philomathean]

I can be a little mean. It’s my birthday. I’m kinda nice all year.

[rainbowfish]

You could just be mean all year like me instead. It's not as rewarding but it is easier.