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[loudon]

[EXPLORERS]

All right, who wants to kick my ass?

Comments

[kobalt]

Cautiously, yes?

[loudon]

Are you actually going to go apeshit though, or are you going to go easy on me?

[kobalt]

How are we defining apeshit?

[loudon]

I don't want you to go "oh, poor pathetic old man" and be afraid to hurt me, because that's not going to help me against the murderbots.

[kobalt]

Pathetic? Old? I don’t know him.

[loudon]

Gee, thanks.

[kobalt]

I can lightly beat you up.

[loudon]

Just pretend I'm a murderbot.

[kobalt]

Great, I love throwing metal things around. It's like a deep morning stretch.

[loudon]

Okay, I can roll with that.

[kobalt]

Name the time and place, plant guy.

[loudon]

Tomorrow morning, after our run?

[kobalt]

After or during?

[loudon]

After? I've got more energy after I'm out in the sun.

[kobalt]

No, what I mean is, surprise me.

[loudon]

Ohhhhhhhhh. Right. Gotcha.

[kobalt]

But good inside info. Let's keep to the shady paths.

[loudon]

Yeah, also if you half-kill me or whatever, just drag me back into the sun. No need to get medical involved, I'll bounce right back.

[kobalt]

Unfair advantage.

[loudon]

I save so much money on bandaids.