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[failson]

Would anyone be into a movie night, or would that just sow discord among us?

We could get a big projector and set something up outside, maybe? It might be cute??

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[failson]

Yeah, that's probably a good idea?? Then at least she won't make it to 30 like me and wake up one day like, aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAhhHHHH!!!

[heyshutup]

God, no. Like second puberty. That's just rude.

I did mine riiiiiight after college acceptance letters. Just in time to ruin my parents' dreams of academic success.

[failson]

Nooooooooooo I'm sorry to hear that! But also I ruined my parents' dreams like, 5 years ago and now they don't speak to me, so I feel you there.

[heyshutup]

I was probably going to get a liberal arts degree anyway. My sister's a doctor, my brother had a kid, and my mama gets to lament me to the regulars - they got what they wanted out of the lot of us.

That's their loss. Fuck 'em. We can just add you into my mama's rotation if you want.

[failson]

Nothing wrong with that! It sounds like you have a really successful family. I dropped out of college to work for mine, but my little brother went to ~BuSiNeSs ScHoOl~ and didn't turn into a hideous monster, so he's the favourite forever now.

That's very sweet of you, thank you.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Ugh. I feel bad because you made me mad and it’s not cool to be mad when someone else feels bad. So nyeh.

[heyshutup]

It's fine, I went mildly insane instead. Arguably more valuable than what I might have done otherwise.

I could also argue that going to ~BuSiNeSs ScHoOl~ would turn a person into an actual hideous monster. God, was it an Ivy and everything?

[failson]

Probably less student debt, too.

Yeah, fucking Yale School of Management. He's a demon!!!

[heyshutup]

My credit score thanks me.

Ugh. Yale. And they just let him out among the common people after that? Is that even safe?

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

How did I make you mad?

[failson]

The pay here's probably also better than whatever they're paying out there anyway. Plus, free housing? Free healthcare??

It's not. He's the one who reported me to IRIS He's a jerk.

[heyshutup]

Exactly! It's a practical living choice.

Yeah, I don't think Yale produces many people with redeeming qualities. I'm sure there are outliers. But.

[failson]

It's nice here!! The three months it was closed sucked for me.

I agree, but I'm biased. But it doesn't matter any more, he also doesn't talk to me, so problem solved! I never have to hear him gloat again!!

[exacutus]

It's absolutely time for a rewatch. Live your truth.

[exacutus]

There are so many better band options than reed spit city, Linus.

[heyshutup]

Next time we get apocalyptically shut down, you just show up as my mother's newest child and she'll feed you flautas and ask you why you haven't given her grandchildren.

Yeah, b Fuck him too, then. Nothing better than that kind of silence.

[crawlwaller]

What do you play

[failson]

Your mom sounds really nice. But hopefully we don't get apocalyptically shut down again, I don't think my heart can take it!

Thank you! Sorry, I didn't mean to be a downer!!

[inosculate]

Briefly leaving weather-sharks - but did you ever see the one where a gigantic snake eats the guy from The Monkees? Because THAT was a wild film.

[heyshutup]

Oh, she is. She's also insane. My sister is 'childless by choice' and mama's still stressed by this a decade later.

You're not. I just kind of want to sock your brother in the jaw a little is all.

[exacutus]

I haven't picked it up in forever, but I used to play the cello.

[exacutus]

What? No. How could I have missed something like that?

[failson]

It's a valid choice! It's 2023, mom!!

Well, maybe he'll also turn out to be a Liminal and wind up here and we can both punch him a little.

[inosculate]

It was like a bunch of 80s popstars and there was a giant snake fighting a giant alligator?

[exacutus]

My god. I need to see it.