NAME: Parson Starling CONNECTION: 4. Parson is an OG Enodia employee, and is well familiar with The Legend of the Jorg and all that entails. As a young explorer when Colin tried and failed to join the division, he almost certainly roasted the guy within an inch of his life when he didn't make the cut, but time changes us. Parson, a lover of awful men, finds Jorgensborg fascinating the way an ancient Greek may have kind of half-daydreamed about getting seduced by Zeus in the form of a glowing gob of tree sap or whatever, and it ?shows? STRATEGY: Parson is tending the bar and is putting all of his customer service skills on full blast tonight for the express purpose of seducing this tall Swede man who can shrink things. He is batting his eyelashes. He is asking pertinent questions. He is trying to score a big tip. INTOXICATION: 2. Parson has done a couple of shots when people have asked him to join them, but he's mostly sober. ANYTHING ELSE?: Like a Bethesda fan unable to resist Todd Howard's siren song even though they know Starfield will be a buggy mess, Parson is 100% compelled to try and mix this guy's guts up tonight. The odds are against him.
Re: OTHER PARTY GAMES: CAN PARSON STAND HIM?
CONNECTION: 4. Parson is an OG Enodia employee, and is well familiar with The Legend of the Jorg and all that entails. As a young explorer when Colin tried and failed to join the division, he almost certainly roasted the guy within an inch of his life when he didn't make the cut, but time changes us. Parson, a lover of awful men, finds Jorgensborg fascinating the way an ancient Greek may have kind of half-daydreamed about getting seduced by Zeus in the form of a glowing gob of tree sap or whatever, and it ?shows?
STRATEGY: Parson is tending the bar and is putting all of his customer service skills on full blast tonight for the express purpose of seducing this tall Swede man who can shrink things. He is batting his eyelashes. He is asking pertinent questions. He is trying to score a big tip.
INTOXICATION: 2. Parson has done a couple of shots when people have asked him to join them, but he's mostly sober.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Like a Bethesda fan unable to resist Todd Howard's siren song even though they know Starfield will be a buggy mess, Parson is 100% compelled to try and mix this guy's guts up tonight. The odds are against him.