Vidalia is weird about moms. Dads? Men twenty years her senior? Best friends, they're her peers, she's basically a 40-year-old man herself (invite her to your poker games you cowards!!!). But moms are someone to keep an eye on and carefully gauge before she approaches.

But she's lost in the ZONE, vibing to the TUNES right now, and she bumps butt-first into Hypatia on the dancefloor before she even remembers there's other people at this party.

"AHHHH!!" she calls out as a hand hits the floor. "Oh, wait, that's mine, don't worry!!!"