"That's pretty much it. I seem like a person with interesting stories. The random tattoos covering my body indicate I'm moved by impulse, and the giant mean flower in my chest indicates I'm reckless. Impulsive, reckless people live colorful lives and have wild stories to tell. Dating stories are universally relatable, and I probably seem like someone who's had their fair share of first dates. And it's true. I rarely say no to a date unless it seems boring."