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I think we should hire Ernestine Waters.

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Wonderful. Now her parents only need to sign a release form to allow their child to undergo Liminal experimentation.

Ask nicely.

Edited 2023-06-20 21:53 (UTC)

I dunno. The Green brothers crush.

Thank you.

Compliment. Compliment! Huge compliment. There is nothing sexier than a man with seemingly endless knowledge.

HMMM 🧐

Maybe we can offer her a tour of the facilities. That would be harmless.

Stop making sounds and faces at me.

Oh, frequently. But I conducted private experiments instead of bothering people I wanted to impress. At seventeen, I had the sense to know my brain had yet to fully develop.

Graffiti and petty theft?

Thank you, Annie. I'll take it as it was intended, even if it means I'm a Green brother knockoff.

Unless she's trying to get access to the moles.

Well, we can't all be that self-aware.

No comment.

Have you finally bonded with the moles? Are you feeling protective of them?

Now that I know they're leaving I feel like I might miss them.

I didn't say they were masterminds.

I'll be early for my mole watching shift today. If you want to avoid suffering through a conversation with me, you'll let me read your letter.

Fill out an application and get too many rec letters, like everyone else.

Edited (misunderstood gklhsg) 2023-06-20 22:07 (UTC)

That was a threat. Try again.

After reading this, I immediately changed my mind. I think we need to give her a chance.

It's my curse to be sensible beyond my years.

Fine, you're right. A seventeen-year-old whose primary obsessions appear to be stalking scientists and reading cutting-edge Liminal research is meant to spend time with the likes of us.